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Posted by twinkie on 10-05-2002 02:29 AM:

stinky joke...

A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter.
The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?"
The man replies, "Yes I do."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?"
The man replies, "No, I left it at home."
The cashier then says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this dog food unless I see your dog."
A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food, and walks up to the checkout counter.
The same cashier asks, "Sir, do you own a cat?"
The man replies, "Yes I do."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have your cat with you?"
And the man replies, "No, I left it at home."
Then the cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat."
A few days later the man walks into the store, this time carrying a paper bag.
He walks up to the same cashier, and asks him to put his hand into the bag.
The cashier says, "It feels warm, soft, and gooey."
The man then says, "Now, can I go back and get 3 rolls of toilet paper?"

Posted by Alchemist on 10-05-2002 02:35 AM:

Oh haha ha.




Oh cool there's a laugh smiley .

Posted by saranghae on 10-05-2002 04:00 AM:

oh... i seen this before.

Posted by krnxswat on 10-05-2002 06:33 AM:

ahha
ewww
sucks for the cashier ^^;

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Posted by Chinezaznboi on 10-05-2002 06:36 AM:

haha

Posted by DEmeant0r on 10-05-2002 11:51 AM:

HAHA that is a funny joke

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Posted by Klumzy on 10-05-2002 07:16 PM:

haha poor guy

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Posted by liL komA xP on 10-07-2002 07:14 PM:

lol...^^;; funni

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Posted by yur_swt_angel on 10-08-2002 02:51 AM:

puhaha.. wouldn't the smell throw hym off? o_O

Posted by castle outsider on 10-09-2002 12:52 AM:

i dont get it

did the guy poo in the bag or something?

ew

Posted by liL komA xP on 10-09-2002 07:01 PM:

da guy brought a shit in a newspaper to show da man dat he has a shit so dat he can buy da toilet paper..^^

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Posted by eddiee on 10-09-2002 09:51 PM:

lol damn

Posted by TyGer STyLe on 10-10-2002 05:07 AM:

dats sick

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