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QUOTES

i need some funnie good quotes!! plz

Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese


Why do psychics have to ask u for ur name?


Only im America... do people order large fries, double cheeseburgers, and a diet coke

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hahaha i thought they were funny

"... And now, they want to ban toy guns, AND THEY'RE KEEPING THE FUCKING REAL ONES!!!!!!"

-George Carlin

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Originally posted by krnxswat
Only im America... do people order large fries, double cheeseburgers, and a diet coke

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thanx!! =) if you have more plz post them ^^;;

"Don't you just hate people who quote themselves?" - Alchemist

"Never hit a person with glasses. Hit them with your fists."

" 'this is the American Express card. It is the finest way of settling bills known to man. Haven't you read thier junk mail?' The cheery quality of Ford's voice was beginning to grate on the barman's ears. It sounded like someone relentlessly playing the kazoo during one of the more somber passages of a war requiem." - Excerpt from So long and thanks for all the Fish

"EARLY bird gets the worm, but what does the EARLY worm get? -jang hyuk
IN MYUNG-RANG-SO-NYUH-SUNG-GONG-GI said to jang nara

puahahaaha

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