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Posted by Azn2296 on 09-21-2002 06:15 AM:

Only in America...

Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...
do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke.

Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

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Posted by saranghae on 09-21-2002 06:33 AM:

haha... that's funnie.

Posted by DEmeant0r on 09-21-2002 11:50 AM:

haha that is funny stuff

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Posted by eddiee on 09-21-2002 01:50 PM:

americans....

Posted by castle outsider on 09-22-2002 03:44 AM:

the last one is funny ahah

only in america can a poor black boy become a rich white man..michael jackson..

i think i saw that in this forum some where

Posted by Klumzy on 09-22-2002 05:36 AM:

hahaha i luv these types of jokes! keep posting your funny jokes

Posted by liL komA xP on 09-24-2002 02:35 AM:

lol...funni..^^
i think dis ish da best one u ever posted...hehe
i think..

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Posted by Dekkai on 09-28-2002 03:02 AM:

Angry that's not true

you're forgetting mexicans

in this country people is so stupid that we copied americans on some of those facts

man, I don't know if I should laugh or cry about that ¬¬

whatever

the difference is that in mexico city, the pizza gets to your house faster than the police

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Posted by aka on 10-09-2002 01:45 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by castle outsider
the last one is funny ahah

only in america can a poor black boy become a rich white man..michael jackson..

i think i saw that in this forum some where


L..O..L..haha...i love the last one...politics..

Posted by ajy on 10-09-2002 02:25 AM:

only in america

you get a longer life sentence for selling a dime bag of weed than murdering someone
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