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Confucius says

Confucius Says:

1.Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
2.Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
3.Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
4.Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
5.Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.
6.Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
7.Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
8.Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
9.Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
10.He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
11.Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.
12.Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
13.Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
14.Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
15.Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
16.Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
17.Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
18.Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

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Lol

niceee

Re: Confucius says

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

good ones!!! i love these, rolflmao

my favs

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Originally posted by rhymester*
Confucius Says:

13.Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
14.Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

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hahaha that's funny

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haha yes so funny..the smelly finger one esp!! hahaha i also have another one about chinese sword fighting shows..i'll post it later! so funny! duno where my friends get these funny stuff!

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