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Posted by krnxswat on 09-05-2002 05:57 AM:

Mississippi

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

credits to kp.com

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Posted by PsychoSnowman on 09-05-2002 09:35 AM:

hahah this is a really funny joke. Someone posted this all ready though, twas funny when i first read it, and again i guess haha

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Posted by liL komA xP on 09-05-2002 09:16 PM:

i kno!!! >o< i donno wut to do...!
well its still funni..haha

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Posted by DEmeant0r on 09-05-2002 10:18 PM:

haha that's hella funny

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Posted by tea on 09-05-2002 11:33 PM:

i thought this was going to be that stupid what was 4 is but cant see LOL

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Posted by aznkid1008 on 09-06-2002 12:57 AM:

hahahha

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Posted by eddiee on 09-06-2002 01:09 AM:

lol


Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 09-06-2002 01:25 AM:

ahhaaha

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Posted by GinaDaQueen on 09-07-2002 01:51 PM:

lol i liked this joke hahaha

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