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If AOL made cars..

1. The AOL car would have a top speed of 40 mph yet have a 200 mph speedometer.
2. The AOL car would come equipped with a new and fantastic 8-track tape player.
3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.
4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.
5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it's the new model.
6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just lock-up for no apparent reason.
7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots of pretty colors and lights.
8. The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.
9. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.
10. If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car away from them.
11. The AOL car would have an AOL cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.
12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.
13. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.
15. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
16. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.
17. Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, m/f/age?
18. It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.
19. AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are.
20. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel, and AOL would claim no other cars have them.
21. Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say "good-bye."
22. The AOL car owner would only see other cars on the street if they are on their AOL car buddy list.
23. The AOL car owner could block themselves out from other AOL car drivers, making it impossible to see where the other cars are going.
24. If an AOL car is stolen, AOL would do nothing to get it back.

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hahaha...well i hab aol..but im changin it to cable soon..

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haha that's a good one

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yea AOL sux
it got a D- from Times and peps
they r 2 nice to fail somebody

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but its so easy to use, no wonder its number one.

yo i remember that crap long time ago. everyone had aol and we did everything on aol, but we realized why use aol when all u need is a cheaper isp and aim.

hmm well i still use aoll so wutever.....


but that's funny...haha.....yea aol pisses me off but it's what i have and i'm too lazy to change wutever...haha

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lol i remember when no one knew what it was. good old days. now it sucks more than ever and i stick to cable modem and good ol IE.

lol yea ie is d best but i use aol :( n it sux
so i juss log on aol n juss use ie i feel more confy n aol ppl always im u bout porn

i remember it being an infomercial.

hahaha that is so true!!! i don't know WHY i even wasted money on aol.......... i was pissed cuz it gave me a virus once when i tried to install it.. [i lost it due to a virus so i was reinstalling ]

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