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The Contest

ne one can write their funniest joke here or jus vote.
me nD Klumzy will choose da winners..
please try not to post same jks as other ppls..ok..
nD don get other ppls jks in dis thread nd post as yurs...
so get yur own funniest joke nd post here..^^

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aim: krNx kiD xP

ok then i'll try once i think of one

There is a really rich guy who walks his dog, but when he come to a certain bridge it poops halfway across so he makes a challenge that peope can't walk his dog across the bridge fives times without it pooping, but if they can they get a million dollars. So an american, a russian, and a chinese guy decides to try.
The american tries and poops halfway across the bridge and the same thing with the russian.
So then the chinese guy goes and walks the dog five times over the bridge and back without it pooping.
The american and russian asked him how he did it and he replies "Me chinese, me think fast, me stick cork up doggie ass."

alright....


two kids, both brothers were brushing their teeth getting ready to eat breakfast. the oldest brother told his younger sibling from now on to say 'hell yes' while he (the oldest one) will say 'motherfucker'. once they agreed on that, both of them went down to get their breakfast. the mother asked them what they wanted for breakfast, the older brother said 'i want some motherfuckin pancakes!'. sure enough, his ass was handed to him after being punished for what he said to his mother. now she looks at her youngest son and asked 'do you want some motherfuckin pancakes?', he replied with a 'hell yes!'

good no?

haha.. :satisfy:
nd fo chinesegrl, yu don hab to make it up..
i want other ppl to judge it...jus pm me or klumzy whos jk was da best or jus write da name here..

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aim: krNx kiD xP

how bout a poll to choose the joke winner?

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yeah, after everyone posts their jokes in this thread, wonmin or i will post a NEW thread/poll and you guys n gals can vote for the best joke/s

can we put up another one?