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a crusty old man

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

dood.....NONE OF YUR JOKES ARE FUNNIE! hahaha stop it..
hahahaha

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Originally posted by ChiNkyChipMunk
dood.....NONE OF YUR JOKES ARE FUNNIE! hahaha stop it..
hahahaha

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muhHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
j/k..
yu see..
liek
i aspire.. to be a comedian..and yu're juss soh good..
sho i get jelaous.......of yur jokes..
cuz dey're sho funnie.........and im jealous..being a comedian and all..and yur jokes are sho funnie..but sicne i wanan be a comedian i get jealous cuz yu're jokes are sho funnie..and sho i say stuff cuz im jealous becuz i wanan be a comedian and yu're jokes aremuch funnier den mine which makes me jealous cuz i wanan be a comedian sho i have to insult yu cuz im jealous dat yur jokes are sho funnie and it makes em jealous cuz i wanan be a comdeian and yu're jokes are much funnier soh i have to hate cuz im jealous.....? yehhhh.. sorrie.. dats wat i mean..yur jokes are terrific! be happy hehe

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Originally posted by ChiNkyChipMunk
muhHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
j/k..
yu see..
liek
i aspire.. to be a comedian..and yu're juss soh good..
sho i get jelaous.......of yur jokes..
cuz dey're sho funnie.........and im jealous..being a comedian and all..and yur jokes are sho funnie..but sicne i wanan be a comedian i get jealous cuz yu're jokes are sho funnie..and sho i say stuff cuz im jealous becuz i wanan be a comedian and yu're jokes aremuch funnier den mine which makes me jealous cuz i wanan be a comedian sho i have to insult yu cuz im jealous dat yur jokes are sho funnie and it makes em jealous cuz i wanan be a comdeian and yu're jokes are much funnier soh i have to hate cuz im jealous.....? yehhhh.. sorrie.. dats wat i mean..yur jokes are terrific! be happy hehe

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Recongizable

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Originally posted by ChiNkyChipMunk
muhHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
j/k..
yu see..
liek
i aspire.. to be a comedian..and yu're juss soh good..
sho i get jelaous.......of yur jokes..
cuz dey're sho funnie.........and im jealous..being a comedian and all..and yur jokes are sho funnie..but sicne i wanan be a comedian i get jealous cuz yu're jokes are sho funnie..and sho i say stuff cuz im jealous becuz i wanan be a comedian and yu're jokes aremuch funnier den mine which makes me jealous cuz i wanan be a comedian sho i have to insult yu cuz im jealous dat yur jokes are sho funnie and it makes em jealous cuz i wanan be a comdeian and yu're jokes are much funnier soh i have to hate cuz im jealous.....? yehhhh.. sorrie.. dats wat i mean..yur jokes are terrific! be happy hehe

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not funny...


theres nothing to be jealous about

haha

jk

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Originally posted by castle outsider
not funny...


theres nothing to be jealous about

haha

jk

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haha i thot that wuz pretti funni

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Originally posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM
haha i thot that wuz pretti funni

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hehe good joke MC Chops