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Posted by Klumzy on 08-10-2002 10:38 PM:

Talking Birdy

One day, a little girl was walking along the beach and saw a naked man. Looking down, she asked the man, "What's that?"

"It's my bird," the man replied.

"Well, can I play with it?"

"Only if you go and ask your mom first," he answered.

Hearing this, the little girl ran home to her mother and asked her, "Mommy, can I play with a man's bird?"

The mother, thinking it was a normal bird, replied, "Okay, honey."

When the girl got back to the beach, the man was sleeping. When the man woke up he found himself lying in a hospital bed with the girl standing beside him. Confused, he asked her, "What happened?"

The girl promptly replied, "Well, when I was playing with your bird, he spit on me, so I bit off his head, cracked his eggs and burnt his nest."


Posted by liL komA xP on 08-11-2002 02:45 AM:

hahahahaha.....
puahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
dat waz funni..
but ive heard it befor..
but it waz still funni..
nD don yu think da guy will wake up if ppl touch it or bite it off?

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Posted by MC ChOpStiCkz on 08-11-2002 03:59 AM:

Re: Birdy

puahah ai heard dat one b4 still funnay


Posted by Ladi Jay on 08-11-2002 05:25 AM:

ECK!!!


Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 08-13-2002 08:26 AM:

poor guy..hahahaha


Posted by shaluski on 08-14-2002 03:00 PM:

hahaha


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