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Posted by tea on 08-08-2002 11:41 PM:

Nine Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?


2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Ofcourse it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.

7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"..... Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

8. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!

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Posted by MellowYellow on 08-08-2002 11:55 PM:

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ahhhh ahaha

first one is funny...haha

they're all funny...haha

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Posted by TAIgrr on 08-09-2002 01:10 AM:


these lines sound familiar..
which movie was it from?

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Posted by TyGer STyLe on 08-09-2002 02:07 AM:

HAHAHA thats good ... think that was from one of his many stand up comedy performances

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Posted by Klumzy on 08-09-2002 02:20 AM:

hahhahaha VERY funny i like #1 and #5 the best

Posted by tea on 08-09-2002 04:14 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by TAIgrr

these lines sound familiar..
which movie was it from?

it was a movie? -_-;;

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Posted by TAIgrr on 08-09-2002 04:25 AM:

well i DID hear him say this SOMEWHERE......

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Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 08-11-2002 03:20 AM:

hhahahahaha~ these are soo funny~ ^^ especially #3 cuz i do that~ wahaha xD but #4 i dont get it.. :sad:

Posted by Nojeel on 08-11-2002 08:16 PM:

LOL...very nice!! hahahahaah

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Posted by MC ChOpStiCkz on 08-11-2002 09:23 PM:

hahaha adats sum funny shyt

Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 08-13-2002 07:50 PM:

Re: Nine Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler

quote:
Originally posted by tea

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Ofcourse it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


thats from a movie

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Posted by hip hOp Yu Ja on 08-13-2002 09:26 PM:

ahahahaha! hella funnie tOny!

quote:
Originally posted by MiGhTy KiTTy
hhahahahaha~ these are soo funny~ ^^ especially #3 cuz i do that~ wahaha xD but #4 i dont get it.. :sad:


#4 ish kinda lyk a sayin: "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." lyk one of dem phrases dat ppl use in manie situations. lyk sayin dat he ain happie with wut he GOt N expects mOre~

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Posted by liL komA xP on 08-13-2002 09:30 PM:

lol..
but mighty kitten seems to be slow...jk

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Posted by HHxEliTE on 08-14-2002 03:24 AM:

Re: Nine Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler

quote:
Originally posted by tea
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?




omg that one was hilAriouSss

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Posted by shaluski on 08-14-2002 02:48 PM:

good jokes... hilarious

Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 08-14-2002 07:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Babo!89!
lol..
but mighty kitten seems to be slow...jk


yah im slow. i have to admit.

Posted by ajy on 08-14-2002 08:03 PM:

yeah ive herad these before also. funny to see them again though .

Posted by aznkid1008 on 08-14-2002 09:58 PM:

roflmao

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Posted by DEmeant0r on 08-18-2002 04:23 PM:

haha they're all funny except for #4, which I don't get.

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