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What not to say to a cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK, in Texas)

2. Sorry officer, I didn't know my radar wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?

4. Hey, you must have been going 125mph to keep up with me, good job!!!

5. Are you Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. Your not going to check the trunk, are you?...LOL!!!
8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over?...Okay just so one of us does!

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far ahead of me they are!

12. When the officer says, "Gee son...your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?!"

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ooh i heard this before lol

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lol i like #4

Re: What not to say to a cop

2. Sorry officer, I didn't know my radar wasn't plugged in.

having your radar on is legal here...

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

puhahahahaha


anyways... some of those things are pretty stupid... why the hell would you say most of those things to police officers anyways? lol, ok ok... I know that they're jokes...

nD also...
1. fuck yu
2. i don lyke yu
3. and etc.....

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