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Mail Box

A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor
kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2nd time to check her mailbox, and still, she had no mail, and the neighbor was confused. One minute later, again the woman comes outside to check her mailbox for the 3rd time, and again, she had no mail. This time, her neighbor went up to her and said, "The Mailman won't be here for another 3 more hours, why do you keep on checking your mail?". The blonde said, "Oh, because my computer keeps on saying, "You've got mail".

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horses...

There once was a really dumb blonde who had two horses. Now

this blonde couldn't tell her two horses apart so she decided to

ask her neighbor to help her out. She said to her neighbor, "I

have two horses that I can't tell apart, can you help me?"

"Sure," said her neighbor, "maybe you should nick one of their

ears, then you could tell them apart." So, the blonde went home

and did that. The next day the blonde went to check up on her

horses but saw that she could not tell them apart for the other

horse had nicked it's ear also. So, she went back over to her

neighbor’s. "My other horse has a nicked ear now to." she said, "

Do you have any other ideas how to tell them apart? They are

both girls." "Hmmmm." thought her neighbor," Cut one's tail

shorter than the other!" So, the blonde went home and did that.

The next day, though, both horses had the same length of tail!

So, the blond, tired of walking to her neighbor’s house decided to

call instead. "I see,” said the neighbor after the blonde told her

about how both of the tails were the same, "Try measuring them,

maybe one is taller than the other." So the blonde did that then

rushed back into her house, phoned her neighbor and said to

her " You were right!! The black horse is bigger than the white

one!"

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final exam

Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes / No answers.

She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question
paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for heads and "No" for tails.

Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period, Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again.

The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.

"Oh yes, I'm fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago--but," explaining the frantic coin tossing, "I'm going back thru and checking my answers!"

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paint job

A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her

neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said

he would give her work. All she had to do was paint his porch

white. He gave her a bucket of paint and left. He walked into his

house, laughing. He told his brunette wife what he had done.

"Frank, our porch covers half of the house! You're so mean." his

wife replied. Three hours later, the blonde went in the house,

and gave the bucket of white paint back to the man. The

astonished man handed her a $100 bill, and asked how she

finished it so quickly. "It takes time, but it was easy." was her

reply. "Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

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6:00 news

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and

were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening

to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead

$50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take

that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave

the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take

this, you're my friend." The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet." So the

redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock

news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so

did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

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Suicide

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree

in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and

spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she

is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed

to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the

onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't

breathe.

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speeding ticket

Really hot blonde is pulled over for speeding.

Cop: "Can I see your drivers license please?"

Blonde: "What's that?"

Cop: "It's that card with your picture on it."

Blonde: "Oh! Right here."

Cop: "Your registration."

Blonde: "What's that?"

Cop: "It's those papers saying that this is your car."

Blonde: "Oh! Here you go."

The cop couldn't resist the blonde so he takes out his dick.

Blonde: "Oh-no! not another breathalizer test!"

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porch one was the best :thumbup: