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Faster Than A Bullet

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting

and wanted to go out and party so he called Batman to ask if he

wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin

was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed,

Superman called Spider Man to see if he fancied a few beers.

Spider Man told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last

resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to

see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder

Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought

to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there,

have sex and out again before she knew what was happening."

So Superman did his "super thing" in a split second and flies off

happily. Meanwhile, on the bed, Wonder woman asked, "Did you

hear anything?" "No," said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure

hurts!"

i don think this jk is good but im bored!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

that joke wuz i hollow man ^^

hahaha thats funny

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ahhahahaha
syucks for the superman ^^;;

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yea...it was from hollow man

but its still pretty funny