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One Kiss

There was a boy whose parents were very strick in his

upbringing. They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his

own relative. However, one day he saw one of his best friends

kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they

were doing. His mother told him , "It's called kissing and any boy

who does that to a girl will be stiff and die that very minute!" On

his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced

him to one of the sweetest girls around town. She knew that he

had never been kissed before. When she eventually got some

time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted. She

asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt." He said, "My

mother said if i kiss a girl i'll die this very minute!!" She

replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me." With that she

gave him a hot one square across the lips. He began to cry, "Oh

no I'm going to die!!!" she said, "Why are you going to die??" He

replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has

begun to get stiff!!"

please rate this joke out of 10

buwahahahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Poor kid.

sounds like the mom from the waterboy lol

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oh man... how sad for the kid...

lol
thats cute lol
blah, yea, poor kid
dumb mother

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everybody gets it?
right?

cause mi friend said it was weird and
gay because its hard to get!!!

I RATE A 10!!!!!



your friend isn't very quick...no offense to her

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

u mean him..
but i not veri close friend with him aniway...
but thanx...