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The Old Lady's Sad Sex Life

A old lady was lying on her death bed and her husband was

sitting by her side when the wife turned to her husband and

said, "I have to tell you something. In my underwear drawer

there is a black box. Look in it and come back to me and tell me

what you see. So the husband went home and looked in the box

and found 50,000 dollars and 3 eggs. The next day the husband

went back to his wife and said he found 50,000 dollars and 3

eggs, and then he asked what the money and eggs were for. The

wife replied, "Each time we made love and I was disappointed I

put 1 egg in the box." The husband smiled because there were

so few eggs in the box, but his wife quickly noticed the smile out

of the corner of her eye and said, "Every time I collected 1 dozen

eggs i would sell them in the market and put the money in the

black box."

please rate this joke out of 10

LOL shiett !!
how sad..
never even gotten fawqued properly once :huh:
lol..

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didnt really get it because of the 'see' typo which was supposed to be sell, but after reading again i guess it was funny :satisfy:

sorri..
i edited that...

that hella sucks for the old guy

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Oh man...

haha thats suks for him... :sad:

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

oh` man
ahahs funny
sucks for him ^^;

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haha, i feel bad for that guy..... i give it an 8

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