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Posted by volcom strider on 07-17-2002 07:37 AM:

The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

***The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School****

10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks.

8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex, where as school drives people to drink.

5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.

4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.

2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still
cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the

Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is.....

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless


Posted by krnxswat on 07-17-2002 01:08 PM:

ahahahah funny
i lyke the last one

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Posted by ajy on 07-17-2002 03:44 PM:

think ive seen those before.


Posted by shaluski on 07-23-2002 08:16 PM:

i like the last reason.


Posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM on 07-25-2002 06:08 AM:

the last reason is the best


Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 07-25-2002 06:39 AM:

Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

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Originally posted by volcom strider

6. Drinking drives people to sex, where as school drives people to drink.






if a-->b and b-->c inheirently wouldn't a-->c?














lol therefore school-->sex. So you must thank school for giving you sex

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Posted by volcom strider on 07-25-2002 07:29 AM:

Re: Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

quote:
Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter





if a-->b and b-->c inheirently wouldn't a-->c?














lol therefore school-->sex. So you must thank school for giving you sex





stop thinking and laugh at my joke.


Posted by UnisMuiMui on 07-25-2002 04:54 PM:

lolz! dis is really funne!

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Posted by MellowYellow on 07-26-2002 08:11 AM:

haha....

i've seen those before.....

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Posted by tea on 07-26-2002 09:19 AM:

hahaha...

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