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The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
***The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School****
10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks.
8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.
7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6. Drinking drives people to sex, where as school drives people to drink.
5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.
4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still
cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the
Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is.....
1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless
ahahahah funny
i lyke the last one
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think ive seen those before.
i like the last reason.
the last reason is the best
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
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Originally posted by volcom strider
6. Drinking drives people to sex, where as school drives people to drink.
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Re: Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
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if a-->b and b-->c inheirently wouldn't a-->c?
lol therefore school-->sex. So you must thank school for giving you sex
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lolz! dis is really funne!
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