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understanding women...

At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when
she says something.

Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).

You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by
now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think
about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really
not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get
used to it.

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is
important.

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying
that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe
department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD
those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you
bring your checkbook?

(The answer to "What's wrong?")

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole

I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up
steam

HAHAHA how true its just so true!

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Remember the heros
Remember the lives
Remember the day
God bless

i've read dat befO~
i guess some things are trOo bout dat :satisfy:

ahaha werd
i read it before somewhere
funni

That was funny???

Uh... I thought a couple things were true but...yeah...

LOL. haha so many of those are true! but shopping isn't the only thing girls think about