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Posted by Mash1mar0 on 04-01-2004 05:59 AM:

hahaha...what would you've done?

found from bayraves forum... originated from bodybuilding forum

''Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.''

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Posted by niggoreanboi on 04-01-2004 06:19 AM:

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA people who needs to take shits and get drunk is funny

my friend got drunk and shit on himself in front of everyone on the beach


Posted by Ladi Jay on 04-01-2004 02:31 PM:

hahahaha poor girl!


and that's EXTREMELY disgusting!


Posted by princesszinza on 04-01-2004 07:31 PM:

Ok, i think this bodybuilder dude has a bit of a problem. I think this girl is going to smell this crap and know it isn't hers. I know the smell of my turds from anyone elses. (mine smell okay, everyone elses are disgusting) and since this guy is on some weird ass diet i'm guessing that his are especially vile.


" Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night"

"All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte"

Damn, this guy sounds so anal retentive about his diet, I'm amazed he ever takes a shit!!!!


Posted by Alchemist on 04-01-2004 11:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by princesszinza
Ok, i think this bodybuilder dude has a bit of a problem. I think this girl is going to smell this crap and know it isn't hers. I know the smell of my turds from anyone elses. (mine smell okay, everyone elses are disgusting) and since this guy is on some weird ass diet i'm guessing that his are especially vile.


" Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night"

"All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte"

Damn, this guy sounds so anal retentive about his diet, I'm amazed he ever takes a shit!!!!



Perhaps if she didn't know it wasn't hers she would think it was and it wouldn't smell as bad.


Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 04-01-2004 11:46 PM:

ahahahha damnz that must suck! hahahhahahahha omg!

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Posted by MasWusHot on 04-02-2004 02:43 AM:

lol thats nuts..thats why i dont drink..well, not really..just because drinking makes you do stupid shit and i dont wanna regret nething because i was drunk or somethin

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Posted by KeN VeRsUs RyU on 04-02-2004 08:44 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by princesszinza
I know the smell of my turds from anyone elses. (mine smell okay, everyone elses are disgusting)


so.... YOU THINK YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK? LITERALY? So YOU'RE THE EXCEPTION!

ha ... i'll take that challenge.

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Posted by princesszinza on 04-03-2004 04:05 AM:

you provide the address & I'll send you a baggie


Posted by indecisive on 04-03-2004 04:35 AM:

I read the original thread and I think the forum is like about body building using drugs like creatine(sp?) and steroids or at least part of the forum..I may be wrong.

that may be a part of it.

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Posted by niggoreanboi on 04-03-2004 07:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by princesszinza
Ok, i think this bodybuilder dude has a bit of a problem. I think this girl is going to smell this crap and know it isn't hers. I know the smell of my turds from anyone elses. (mine smell okay, everyone elses are disgusting)


wow that's talent my poop has different smells each time usually it smells like the food i jsut ate


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