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what would jesus drive?

ok...this was NOT written up by me. it was taken from a thread at club-S12.org forums...ahha I love that place. anyways..it's pretty funny.

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda...."The Apostles were in one accord."

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"cuz no matter how long U've known them or how well U think U know them..the friendship can be over in a second" ~Indecisive

"you don't realize how much of a luxury cup holders are until you don't have em" ~Indecisive

hmm i can picture him in a white convertible corvette sporting some raybans or something

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BLASPHEMY...

meh? I don't know... could be funny... interesting play on words.

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Originally posted by MellowYellow
BLASPHEMY...

meh? I don't know... could be funny... interesting play on words.

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"cuz no matter how long U've known them or how well U think U know them..the friendship can be over in a second" ~Indecisive

"you don't realize how much of a luxury cup holders are until you don't have em" ~Indecisive

mm... interesting interps.. haha

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maybe a tank...

lol intresting

a chunk of cloud

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a cadillac.

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

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Originally posted by MellowYellow
BLASPHEMY...

meh? I don't know... could be funny... interesting play on words.

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