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Posted by leEjUfiL xP on 12-03-2003 12:37 PM:

Death Row

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim¡¦"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim¡¦"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim¡¦"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!"


Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 12-05-2003 08:05 AM:

funny.

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Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 12-05-2003 07:56 PM:

heh heh, i remember dis one... why is it "aimi¦"?

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Posted by J-DraGoNz on 12-06-2003 07:18 AM:

haha nice

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Posted by korean88 on 12-11-2003 09:26 PM:

haha that was madd funny


Posted by niggoreanboi on 12-12-2003 02:46 AM:


Posted by wonmin on 12-14-2003 03:09 AM:

haha blondes

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