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Blonde Jokes

1. A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.

"Are their lights on?"

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."


2. How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil



3. How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.


4. A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."


5. Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe!


6. What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.



okie.... hopefully there's no blonds in here!!!!

Re: Blonde Jokes

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Originally posted by Buttercup_Babe


okie.... hopefully there's no blonds in here!!!!

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i love stereotypes!! haha

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Originally posted by Buttercup_Babe
okie.... hopefully there's no blonds in here!!!!

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What did the blonde do when she went to the
movies and saw the "NC-17 (under 17 not
admitted)" sign.

she went home and got 16 friends.

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Originally posted by aznkid1008
What did the blonde do when she went to the
movies and saw the "NC-17 (under 17 not
admitted)" sign.

she went home and got 16 friends.

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i'm not a blonde, but i act like one sometimes.

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Originally posted by Buttercup_Babe

4. A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."

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lol these are hilarious!! i love blonde jokes

do you know why ppl make fun of blondes? cuz dey jealous.
anybody know some asian-blonde jokes?

Has anyone read that collection of 'the revenge of the blondes' type of jokes? Those were pretty funny too. I have a terrible memory. The only one I remember is ->


Why are blonde jokes one liners?


So that the brunettes can memorize them.

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Joking about steriotypes are fun but they offend bystanders.