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Jonah and the whale [ lol ]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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wonmin*

haha, good one. ouch

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rofl ouch

hahaha

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"The man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today."

hahaha

hahah harsh.....

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"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."

-Sweedish Proverb


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xanga: MaGiKToToRo

hahahahahah.........help help i can't stop laughin.........hhahhahhahaahahahhahaha

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~Yay...Jae Won banners!!

freakin kid. needs some discipline i tell ya

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)