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The Little Kid Who Worked On The Farm
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?
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wut da? haha this has been put up like 5 times already
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wut da? haha this has been put up like 5 times already
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Originally posted by AZN Pinoy BOI
wut da? haha this has been put up like 5 times already
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no no no... not five times... jus two or three...
i think i posted dis longggggg time ago... nd another one a week ago... but why again... plzz azn2296... read da other jokes ppl post so dat u will b able to kno wat to post...
i think dis was very dumb...
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no no no... not five times... jus two or three...
i think i posted dis longggggg time ago... nd another one a week ago... but why again... plzz azn2296... read da other jokes ppl post so dat u will b able to kno wat to post...
i think dis was very dumb...
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Originally posted by wonmin
no no no... not five times... jus two or three...
i think i posted dis longggggg time ago... nd another one a week ago... but why again... plzz azn2296... read da other jokes ppl post so dat u will b able to kno wat to post...
i think dis was very dumb...
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