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KLUMZY!!! [juahn]

juahn... can i plzz b da joke mod... plzzzzzz?
well i kno seon ho wont bak down so im askin u... ^^

newaiis, i posted a joke so dat i dont spam...



One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.

After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother George. She and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife and mother but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom so ... I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.

A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Mom, Dad ... Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."

George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Ha Haa," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says, you can marry either of those girls.?

but their my half sisters.

dear, it Ok, because he's not really your father."

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wonmin*

haha jeez so much cheating

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ahahhaha damn

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haha what a messed up family

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Wonmin you can be joke mod. I think you should talk to the admins to replace me :) GL and HF modding

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"The man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today."

scandalous joke =p

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Originally posted by Klumzy
Wonmin you can be joke mod. I think you should talk to the admins to replace me :) GL and HF modding

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ni pour ni contre; ça m'est égal

"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

Eh I didn't do much, Koreanxswat did most of the modding. At any rate congrats Wonmin

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