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haha revenge!

A newlywed couple goes to bed early on Christmas night. The wife awakes in the middle of the night, wakes her husband and says: "Honey, Honey wake up! I had the most amazing dream!"

Husband: "Huh, what was it?"

Wife: "In my dream I saw a Christmas tree that was decorated with all different kinds of dicks. There was big ones, small ones, black ones, white ones, and at the top of the tree was the perfect dick: it was long and thick!"

Husband: "Well, it was my dick, right?" Wife: "No, it was Dennis Rodman's!"

The husband, somewhat annoyed that his wife awoke him to tell him about a dream about Dennis Rodman's dick, rolled over and went to sleep. Later that evening the husband awoke and wakes his wife and says: "Honey, I had the most amazing dream!" Wife: "What was it?"

Husband: "In my dream I saw a Christmas tree that was decorated with all different kinds of pussy's. There was tight ones, loose ones, black ones, white ones, and at the top of the tree was the perfect pussy: it was tight and shaved!"

Wife: "Was it mine?"

Husband: "No, yours was holding the tree up!"

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wonmin*

ewww nasty haha

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EWWWWW lol....it must b tight and big to hold up dat tree

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Have you ever though about where babies come from???

hahahaha ewww !!!!!

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aim: MaGiKToToRo
xanga: MaGiKToToRo

hahha damn datz tite

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Heh, so mean

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