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52 year old man...

A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot blonde walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.

Blonde: "Sir, did you call for me?"

New Man: "No, I just got here."

Blonde: "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me." The blonde lies down and lets the man screw her. The man gets up happy, enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him.

Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?"

New Man: "No, I just got here."

Huge Man: You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, and it implies you called for me." The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The new man rushes back to the receptionist...

New Man: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500."

Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...."

New Man: (Rudely interrupting) "Listen lady, I am 52 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day."

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wonmin*

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

lol poor man

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats ruff

hahahhahaha i would run too

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