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Posted by wonmin on 07-08-2003 08:47 PM:

over an egg [andy]

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden.

He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.

The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

"In my family," the Scotsman said, "we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I knock you down and time how long it takes you to get back up. Then you kick me down and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots kicked the Englishman as hard as he could and knocked him over. The Englishman fell to the floor and howled in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Scotsman said, "No. You can keep the egg!"

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Posted by eddiee on 07-08-2003 11:30 PM:

hahahahaha


Posted by GinaDaQueen on 07-09-2003 12:26 AM:

lol omg... feel bad for the englishman

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Posted by J-DraGoNz on 07-09-2003 09:24 PM:

lmao so dirty

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Posted by MasWusHot on 07-09-2003 11:18 PM:

hahaha slick

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Posted by Klumzy on 07-10-2003 02:44 AM:

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Posted by niggoreanboi on 07-17-2003 06:11 PM:

haha that cool i wanna do that to my upstair neighbor


Posted by MaGiKToToRo on 07-22-2003 03:25 AM:

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Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 07-22-2003 03:37 AM:

AHAHAHAHAA!

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