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two jokes/pick up lines

they're pretty ghetto buh here it goes...

1) are you from jamaica?
cause jamaican me crazy!

2) you better have a library card
cause im gunna check you out!

3) excuse me... do you have a band-aid?
because i scraped my knee when i fell for you

omg... those were sooo corny! hahaha!

credits- howard ji

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#2 and #3 are reaaaaaaaal CORNY

i like #1.. puahahhhahahahaahahhaa, thats hilarious

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Haha... I like it... Although I'd never think about using a damn pick up line unless it's just for fun and jokes...

i'm lyke a switch, you turn me on

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Originally posted by krnxswat
i'm lyke a switch, you turn me on

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Just for humor now: some replies to those pick-up lines.


Pick up: "You better have a library card, cause I'm gunna check you out!"

Response: "I don't have a library card, but you can have my phone number. It's 2-5-5...you don't qualify."

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if you were a booger... i'd pick you

are you a parking ticket or something? cuz u got FINE written all over u

ur dad is the terrorist aint he? cuz u da bomb!

haha ^^;;

omg these so corny hahahaha
how bout "hey good lookin, wutcha got cookin?"
pwahahhahahha...

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Originally posted by krnxswat
if you were a booger... i'd pick you

are you a parking ticket or something? cuz u got FINE written all over u

ur dad is the terrorist aint he? cuz u da bomb!

haha ^^;;

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