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italian man

*got this from someone's xanga ^^

Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.

One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma #####. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma #####. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma #####. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma #####. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma #####. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma #####. I gonna back to Italy''

hahahaha

heh heh heard this before.. downloaded someone saying it

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I want to hear you recite it in an authentic Italian accent!

funny joke btw

Re: italian man

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Originally posted by saranghae
I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma #####.

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