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Smart Blonde

Good for a chuckle. Not really that funny.

A blonde was sitting in a airplane seat when a buisness man came over and sat next to her. The plane is a six hour flight and the man gets bored. He decides to try and have some fun with the blonde, who only wants to sleep throught th six hours. The man says that they can place bets on solving riddles. He thinks the blonde is stupid, so he can make some easy cash. The blonde says she doesn't want to, but the man persuades her with some good odds. He will bet $500, while she only has to bet $5. She says alright, and the man goes first.
"What's black and blue and read all over?" he asks.

The blonde doesn't know and pays him $5. He says:

"A newspaper!" (He thinks he can make an easy 25 bucks out of this game.)

The blonde sighs and asks him a riddle.

"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down a hill with two?"

The man doesn't know and through out the whole flight he tries to think of an answer. The blonde sleeps through the whole flight.

When they land the man is ticked off and reluctantly pays the blonde $500. He frustratingly asks

"Well? what was the answer?"

The blonde says

"I don't know."

and walks away with her luggage.

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heh thats good.

yay for the blondie!!!

the version i heard was that she paid the guy $5 when he asked her for the answer to her riddle

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