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Posted by liL komA xP on 02-16-2003 06:53 AM:

3 doGz

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing.

The second dog turned to him and asked, 'What are you in here for, buddy?'

The dog looked depressed.
'I'm in big trouble,' he said. 'My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats. I just love to go for rides in it. Well, the other day, he took me for a ride and I was so excited, I peed on the nice leather seat. Now he's having me put to sleep.'

'I know how you feel,' said the second dog. 'My owners have a beautiful, expensive oriental rug. The other day they were late getting home from work and I just couldn't help myself. I shit all over their nice carpet and ruined it. They're having me put to sleep too.'

Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room.

'So what are you here for?' they asked.

'Well', said the third dog, 'my owner likes to do her housework in the nude. The other day, she was vacuuming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life.'

The other dogs nodded in sympathy.
'So she's having you put to sleep too, huh?'

'No,' said the dog, 'I'm having my nails clipped.'

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Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 02-16-2003 03:27 PM:

Re: 3 doGz

this was posted bfore still don't find it that funny though

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Posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23 on 02-16-2003 03:37 PM:

yeah mer put this one up and we all made fun of him.

Posted by liL komA xP on 02-17-2003 06:02 PM:

...... so u ganna make fun of me?

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Posted by Klumzy on 02-18-2003 02:20 AM:

eww

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Posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23 on 02-18-2003 02:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by liL komA xP
...... so u ganna make fun of me?


nah im just not into beastiality.

Posted by ajy on 02-18-2003 02:46 AM:

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Originally posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23
nah im just not into beastiality.


damn right

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