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Posted by saranghae on 01-22-2003 03:12 AM:

ever wonder

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?




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Posted by MasWusHot on 01-22-2003 06:04 AM:

Re: ever wonder

quote:
Originally posted by saranghae
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


haha those were funny...I gotta make sure tomorrow when i put my mascara on to try it with my mouth closed cuz honestly i think i do it with my mouth open!! haha ya WHY!?!?!?!?!

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Posted by junjinluber33 on 01-22-2003 07:46 AM:

hmmmm... never thought about that buh yea... interesting...

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Posted by Alchemist on 01-22-2003 09:48 PM:

Re: ever wonder

quote:
Originally posted by saranghae
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



Well the closest thing to an answer I can think of is that skin becomes darker because the sun's radiation causes reactions that involves melanin.

Hair doesn't have melanin so the radiation bleaches the hair.

The box material might be too heavy for the airplane.


Posted by Ladi Jay on 01-22-2003 09:58 PM:

Re: ever wonder

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I think it's because women like to get the mascara as close to their roots as possible so they have to open their mouths in order to see and reach those areas! lols

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

sounds kinda scary... I would NOT want a doctor "practicing" on me... *bites nails*


very interesting...


Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 01-22-2003 10:23 PM:

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

cuz thats the hour when everyone is rushin to get home... hahaha some of these are true and interesting

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Posted by BabOxmK on 01-22-2003 11:40 PM:

hehehe dese questions are funny....
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Posted by ajy on 01-22-2003 11:53 PM:

Re: ever wonder

quote:
Originally posted by saranghae


Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?


When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?




psychics arent real

thats the way bill gates programmed it

a taste tester

to pass standards, required by law

maybe if you stopped to think you would realize that the plane
made out of that would be like trying to fly a tank

its just a coincidence


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