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[news] Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs --> LMAO

GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.

The mind-boggling drama unfolded, say cops, while Daniel Greene was attending his bachelor party at the Pretty Kitty strip club.

The club had been rented out for the private affair.

According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts.

Witnesses said that Greene had had his fair share of beer, but didn't seem out-of-control.

When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene became excited and began to dance on the tabletop, hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot."

Miss Kane, apparently pleased to see someone enjoying her choice in music, moved in closer.

When Greene took his seat, she began giving him a lap dance, shaking her breasts in his face.

The more she shook, the deeper Greene got lost in her cleavage.

"Daniel was having so much fun," partygoer John Gillman said.

"We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest.

"Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"

Cheering onlookers eventually realized that Greene was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane's breasts.

Now Greene's family is suing Miss Kane and the Pretty Kitty for wrongful death.

Greene's father, George, won't specify the amount they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about the money.

"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters.

"The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did.

"We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."

Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys: "I thought he liked it in there."

The Pretty Kitty declined comment.

source: yahoo! news

lmao!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA

oh my... who could have known??? god enhanced women with deadly weapons!!! AHHHHHHHH ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!! oh man... that is pretty sad... geez... what am i kidding myself... its pretty damn funny... that the suffocating part tho... hahaha... oh man...

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oh mangg dats so ..eRr.

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Re: [news] Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs --> LMAO

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Originally posted by UnisMuiMui


Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys: "I thought he liked it in there."

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

OMG LOL
if this is true then thats just sad...
dont you think he would have tried to dig his way out i mean if he could wave his hands n arms around den....yeaaaaahhhpush da breastesess aside lol
poor dude..

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OMG hahaha that poor guy lolz ya is this true cuz if it is thats crazy!

hahaha now thats a way to go

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dude this is old news

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
dude this is old news

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Originally posted by UnisMuiMui
dude sorry but apparently, its not old news to some of us

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

lol i read this b4
hellla funnie!
hahhaaaa

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
thats great

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Originally posted by TyGer STyLe
well seems like someones got a stick up their butt... haha...

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

soo wat DID u mean by "thats great"? sarcastic or..?? wat?

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it was a nonchalant "uh ok"

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
it was a nonchalant "uh ok"

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its ok crazydeb8ter is a faggot

mebbe I'm just stupid, buh is there even such a bra size? 72 is a little off too me