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Suicide Isn't So Bad, Give It A Chance
Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:
1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.
2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.
3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.
4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.
5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.
6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.
7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.
8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.
9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?
10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.
Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.
you really wanna kill some people dont you?
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hehe
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Long messages do not equal aggravation of any sort,
rather they reflect nothing more than a response of insight
that should always be read in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Those womyn that seek equality with men, lack determination."
"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be wrong."
-Cromwell
some of these are rpetty funny..suicide isnt though..
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Originally posted by castle outsider
some of these are rpetty funny..suicide isnt though..
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Long messages do not equal aggravation of any sort,
rather they reflect nothing more than a response of insight
that should always be read in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Those womyn that seek equality with men, lack determination."
"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be wrong."
-Cromwell
go kill yourself.
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Originally posted by krnxswat
go kill yourself.
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aim: LiQUiD PhLiP o1
xanga: AZNpinoyBOI
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Originally posted by AZN Pinoy BOI
wtf?!?! screwyou always says that.... r u screwyou??
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wuh da fuq* -____-ll
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Originally posted by AZN Pinoy BOI
wtf?!?! screwyou always says that.... r u screwyou??
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anger management problem.
i'm uncertain, but perhaps seon ho accidently posted on the wrong name. He forgot to login as screwyou and thought he was under that name so the post came up under krnxswat. Just to supplement the investigation, not that i really care though enough to take a stance on this.
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Long messages do not equal aggravation of any sort,
rather they reflect nothing more than a response of insight
that should always be read in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Those womyn that seek equality with men, lack determination."
"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be wrong."
-Cromwell
its not him
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Originally posted by YaaMaKoh
its not him
hahahah
word.
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Long messages do not equal aggravation of any sort,
rather they reflect nothing more than a response of insight
that should always be read in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Those womyn that seek equality with men, lack determination."
"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be wrong."
-Cromwell
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Originally posted by twinkie
itz me.
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im me- AIM: choiboii12
XANGA : choiboii123
screw yous ip is logged to the tappan zee high school, so hes basically posting in school. it can be any one of you tz people
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i knew its one of u tz bitches. by the way andrew stole that from this site
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Originally posted by YaaMaKoh
screw yous ip is logged to the tappan zee high school, so hes basically posting in school. it can be any one of you tz people
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