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Posted by rhymester* on 10-23-2002 09:45 AM:

Your Astrological Sign

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.

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Posted by saranghae on 11-08-2002 04:45 AM:

Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by rhymester*


TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.


i am? haha i think i'm the opposite ^^ i'm not that stubborn.. or am i? i dunno

Posted by rhymester* on 11-08-2002 05:25 PM:

Re: Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by saranghae


i am? haha i think i'm the opposite ^^ i'm not that stubborn.. or am i? i dunno


haha if yours is true then i'm a drunk pothead!! woohoo~!

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Posted by eddiee on 11-08-2002 05:28 PM:

ima prick?

Posted by Street RSX on 11-08-2002 05:29 PM:

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

wtf?!?!?!?!? im a bulliee?? im pushie?? mah arrogance?? theiving basturd?? MIRRORS?!?!? wuhtever..

Posted by saranghae on 11-09-2002 12:18 AM:

Re: Re: Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by rhymester*


haha if yours is true then i'm a drunk pothead!! woohoo~!


haha

Posted by yur_swt_angel on 11-09-2002 03:23 AM:

leo does sho not match me.. haha =x

Posted by ajy on 11-09-2002 03:47 AM:

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.

fuck this :sad:

Posted by saranghae on 11-09-2002 04:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by AjY 2k
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.

fuck this :sad:


ahahaha the first sentence started out nicley

Posted by niggoreanboi on 11-09-2002 07:59 PM:

i'm a leo so i'm conceited n i like admiring myself in d mirror n liek to command peopel to do things? :omg: i never new T____T i'm sorry

Posted by twinkie on 11-09-2002 08:19 PM:

CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
. . . that really sux.

Posted by micron on 11-09-2002 08:39 PM:

Re: Your Astrological Sign

quote:
Originally posted by rhymester*
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.

oh my. thats me. :omg:

Posted by Street RSX on 11-10-2002 03:58 AM:

wow this things mean.. whoever made this has no life

Posted by TAIgrr on 11-10-2002 04:27 AM:

Re: Your Astrological Sign

quote:
Originally posted by rhymester*
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers

watch out for chorong!

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Posted by Street RSX on 11-10-2002 04:49 AM:

Re: Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by TAIgrr
watch out for chorong!
wow.. so your jus a craziee terrorist!! ahahahaha.. istill cant imagine that tho.. haha chorong wit a gun running around shooting people down!! ahahaha.. that requires alotta thinkin to be a terrorist!!

Posted by saranghae on 11-10-2002 05:08 AM:

Re: Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by TAIgrr

watch out for chorong!


ahahhaha course we all noe that's not true

Posted by TAIgrr on 11-10-2002 05:23 AM:

Re: Re: Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by saranghae


ahahhaha course we all noe that's not true

im a "perfect son-of-a-bitch"

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Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 11-10-2002 05:32 AM:

Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by rhymester*

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.


wahnnn...~~~ T.T

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Posted by TAIgrr on 11-10-2002 05:34 AM:

Re: Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by MiGhTy KiTTy
wahnnn...~~~ T.T

lol.. how sad
go kill yourself. -_-


reminds me..
my algebra teacher always tells my classmate to "commit suicide"


she means, commit suicide on whatever game he's playing on his ti-83 calculator

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Posted by Street RSX on 11-11-2002 01:52 AM:

Re: Re: Your Astrological Sign

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Originally posted by MiGhTy KiTTy
wahnnn...~~~ T.T
and yoo kill people in cs... hahahahahaha.. how do yoo play if your chickenshit.. hahaha
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