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funny and embarrassin exercise stories...

any funny stories in gym?

some buff guy went to go tie his shoes and his tights or some junk he had on ripped lol..there were girls too...

i just came up with that one...i don't REALLY know any stories...

we were doing sit ups and this fat dorky guy farted. =X haha i was like ewww and laughing cuz it was funny.

i was at the gym like a month ago..
a couple came in.. and i guess the his gf was new to the place
and he like impressing her you know?
she saw this one scrawny dude in like mid 40s lifting these real heavy weights..
she said "hey, do that for me, i wanna see you ^^ "
he smiled and took the weight bar thing after the man was done
he got like half way up.. like with this face.. lol, he dropped it straight down.. i think he got embarrased
o well
sorry, not that funny..

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Every time when I lift really heavily, my muscles start trembling. I can still lift the weigh, but people constantly run over and try and help me get the bar off my hands/shoulders to help and i have to yell at them to get away.
Sorta weird... not exactly funny but o well I'm bored

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Originally posted by -jzn-
Every time when I lift really heavily, my muscles start trembling. I can still lift the weigh, but people constantly run over and try and help me get the bar off my hands/shoulders to help and i have to yell at them to get away.
Sorta weird... not exactly funny but o well I'm bored

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this one time some dude was running the
treads and he fell off

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
dang

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ok one day i went to a afterschool football workout..well i was liftin wit a buddy and felt like doin heavy squats..i'm one of the top lifters in school so lotta ppl watch me when i lift even coaches...well i was squatin about 395 for 5 reps and i had the perfect form and everything..well it was kinda lighter than i thought so i decided to be a comedian and start goofin around wit the weights...like leanin one side to another...i kept doin that and all the weights on one side of the bar fell off and the other side couldnt hold it so it fell off too...


da thing is the same thing happened twice that same day...no joke

haha one dai in mai skool gym, this big buff guys was lifting weights, and his face was all red and stuff from lifting weights, and he decided to go higher, so he did, and then i think he tried so hard, then he farted.

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

for hockey we was running to stay in shape and some ppl from track came because they had to run too. about half of our guys outran the track ppl and they didn't have to run as much as us. haha

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Originally posted by Alchemist
for hockey we was running to stay in shape and some ppl from track came because they had to run too. about half of our guys outran the track ppl and they didn't have to run as much as us. haha

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

puhahaahaha these are hilarious!! unfortunately i dun have a funny story like these

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i never benchpressed in my life before this one gym class (hell i didn't even know what a benchpress was before that class).

anyway, everybody got in a line to lift and when went down i had no frickin clue what to do. I just lifted the thing and then i leaned the bar too far foward, so it fell down and it hit my groin area... didn't hurt though......

(( AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHh! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!))

yeah... well that was it :sad:

btw: i hate benchpresses :huh:

haha.

there's a submarine in the football field, hahaha

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Originally posted by Alchemist
haha.

there's a submarine in the football field, hahaha

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Originally posted by bigChubuff


wha?

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hah....what da fawks the joke about anyway?

okay i have 2 ...i dunno if they're funny or just gross..haha

okay well there's this guy i know. He was in his pe class. He said that he had a big boner that day.. and someone pantsed him. he was wearing no underwear... (why the heck isn't he wearing underwear? i dunno...haha)

some girl in my aerobics class.... we were doing some new step aerobics thing and she started moaning... we found out that she'd gotten some new spandexy pants and it was giving her.... uhm.... yea eww not in school please...haha


............ i know i know........

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Originally posted by MellowYellow
some girl in my aerobics class.... we were doing some new step aerobics thing and she started moaning... we found out that she'd gotten some new spandexy pants and it was giving her.... uhm.... yea eww not in school please...haha

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