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Posted by krnxswat on 05-04-2003 02:37 AM:

3 men standing in front of God

3 men standing in front of God

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"

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Posted by eddiee on 05-04-2003 06:31 AM:

oh i get it
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 05-04-2003 04:52 PM:

i.. don't get it....

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Posted by MasWusHot on 05-04-2003 05:29 PM:

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Originally posted by AZN Pinoy BOI
i.. don't get it....

hahahah that was funny .. i guess since his wife was on rollerskates she cheated on him a lott and he never knew .. lol watch im wrong or something

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Posted by eddiee on 05-04-2003 05:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by MasWusHot
hahahah that was funny .. i guess since his wife was on rollerskates she cheated on him a lott and he never knew .. lol watch im wrong or something


no your right

Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 05-07-2003 03:00 AM:

OH HAHAHAHHAHA I GET IT NOW! smoooooooooth

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Posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23 on 05-07-2003 03:25 AM:

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Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

yo thats bullshit how is he gonna get a bimmer for cheating on his wife. damn if god was real id kick his ass for that.

Posted by Klumzy on 05-13-2003 09:40 AM:

hahahah poor guy

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Posted by saranghae on 05-14-2003 01:23 AM:

haha~ awww.. poor man

Posted by krnxkid on 05-21-2003 11:19 PM:

lol i heard this one bfore

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