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Posted by twinkie on 11-21-2002 02:38 AM:

daddy

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy!" she said.

"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."

"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."

"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"

"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"

Posted by eddiee on 11-21-2002 02:40 AM:

lol i remember that some where

it was a short clip tho wit ppl acting

i forgot where



:)

Posted by neomatrix2000 on 11-21-2002 06:17 AM:

I heard this before somewhere, but its still funny

Posted by TAIgrr on 11-21-2002 07:21 AM:

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Originally posted by LiLbLuEaZnBoY
lol i remember that some where

it was a short clip tho wit ppl acting

i forgot where



:)

yea me too
wasnt it a commercial? i dont know
but i saw it on a clip

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Posted by eddiee on 11-21-2002 12:29 PM:

i found it! HERE

Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 11-21-2002 10:16 PM:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thatz funny

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Posted by saranghae on 11-24-2002 01:12 AM:

hahahaha

Posted by JuJu on 11-24-2002 09:02 PM:

lol!!!
poor liddo girl 4 hearin all that!

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Posted by Alchemist on 11-25-2002 05:04 AM:

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Originally posted by cHiNkLilgiRL
lol!!!
poor liddo girl 4 hearin all that!


Wait, would it really be bad if they don't know what it means?

If I called you a Sputnimkerpoot and you lived the rest of your life not knowing what it means, you wouldn't really care that I just called you a paranoid turtle that smells bad. (If that were what Sputnimkerpoot meant)

Posted by JuJu on 11-25-2002 05:10 AM:

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Originally posted by Alchemist


Wait, would it really be bad if they don't know what it means?

If I called you a Sputnimkerpoot and you lived the rest of your life not knowing what it means, you wouldn't really care that I just called you a paranoid turtle that smells bad. (If that were what Sputnimkerpoot meant)


im assuming she noes wut it means...

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Posted by ajy on 11-25-2002 01:55 PM:

the movie was more funny to see

Posted by krnxkid on 11-25-2002 11:10 PM:

lol

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Posted by dalgyal on 11-26-2002 03:31 AM:

hahahahh`

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