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Tennis Elbow

A man is at a pharmacy and sees a machine that says "can diagnose as well as any other doctor. Just insert a cup of urine and $5"

the man had chronic elbow pains so he put in a cup of urine and $5 the next day.

The machine spitted out a piece of paper which said

"Diagnosis: Tennis Elbow - try not to use your arm as much anymore."

The man got an idea. He mixed some of his wife's urine, his daughters spit, his dog's urine, and his semen. He entered it in the machine the next day with $5. the machine spit out a paper that said:

"You wife is cheating on you, your daughter has mono, your dog has heart worm, and your tennis elbow is never gonna get better if you don't let it rest."

i heard this one long time ago from jusun..

um. i dont get it
explain.

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the machine knew he was putting random things in it and told him all the stuff about his family.

i think all jokes are funnier when they're told, not typed on this forum.

puhahaha that is hilarious i wish there was really a real machine like that lol