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ur mom

how many ur mom jokes do u kno?

ur mom is so fat it took me 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side

ur mom is such a drunk that if it weren't for the olives in the martinis, she would starve to death

ur mom is so fat, i tried to drive around her and ran out of gas

ur mom is so stupid she tripped over the wire on a cordless phone

ur mom is so fat, she's taller lying down

ur mom is so fat that when she bends over we go into daylight savings time

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wah... those are sooo mean! i hate those jokes!

haha... sorrie... i dunno any

youre moms so ugly, when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application

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lol hahahaha dat was soo funny!

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your mom's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat someone called out "TAXI!"

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Mom's so fat, when she wears a malcolm X shirt, helicopters try to land on her

When she wears a red shirt people yell out, "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid"

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Your mom's so fat she has her own area code

ur mom is so stupid she sold her car for some gas money

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shouldn't it be ur momma instead of ur mom? i got one

ur momma's soo fat the last time she saw 10215 was when she weighed herself

ur momma's soo fat that when she rolled over she got stuck in the Grand Canyon

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i got one... ur mom's so poor she can't even afford a candy wrapper

your momma's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.

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ure mommas so stupid she failed a blood test

ur moms so stupid

she starved in a supermarket

keke

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your mamma is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

your mamma is so fat, everytime she waked someone would always sceam "GODZILLA!"

your mom is so fat, when she goes out for a swim she causes a title wave 50 feet high

your mamma is so fat, the only belt the right size for her was the Equator... wait nevermind thats just Chris (krnxkid)

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your momma's so fat that when she walked by the T.V she missed 7 episodes

your momma's so fat that when she wieghed herself it said, "To Be Continued..."

your momma's so fat that when she wiegheed herself it said, "One person at a time."

haha i got one you're so stupid j/k

you're so stupid you spent 10 min looking at orange juice because it said, Concentrate.

your momma's so slutty when i come over for dinner i stay for breakfast.
your momma's like a lemonade stand 10 cents a squeeze.
your momma's so stupid when ur dad said that ur gettin a color TV she asked wat color r we gettin.
your momma's so stupid she locked herself inside of her car.

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your mom is so dumb.

i knoe alot lol shit was cool back then lol
but when ever someone try to clown on my moms i be like man, my mom is dead your hella fucked up! an di jsut go jk