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Posted by krnxswat on 09-07-2002 11:02 PM:

something i found interesting.

Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations, and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" - this problem has spiralled out of control.
Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on masturbation have come to the conclusion that masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for masturbation being outlawed.
Reality: Masturbatory devices are already illegal in President Bush's home state Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law.

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate.

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Posted by eddiee on 09-07-2002 11:03 PM:

lol
bad bad masturbaters tsktsk tsk

Posted by DEmeant0r on 09-07-2002 11:15 PM:

lol tell those no-life scientists that study masturbating to f*ck off and get a life

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Posted by bigChubuff on 09-08-2002 02:58 AM:

i dunno or heard of a person that doesnt masturbate
those 5% of ppl that dont masturbate are either pastors, mentally challenged, physically challenged, or dont have hands

Posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM on 09-08-2002 07:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bigChubuff
i dunno or heard of a person that doesnt masturbate
those 5% of ppl that dont masturbate are either pastors, mentally challenged, physically challenged, or dont have hands

they prolli dun hav hands -_-;; geez, feeling lust is a sin but it's not sumtin u can help. feelin the need is just natural, isn't it?

Posted by mariposa on 09-08-2002 07:55 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bigChubuff
i dunno or heard of a person that doesnt masturbate
those 5% of ppl that dont masturbate are either pastors, mentally challenged, physically challenged, or dont have hands

i'm fairly certain that catholic priests have to masterbate, i mean - they can't have wives - so i dunno -
but anyway, i knew a mentally challenged kid that used to masterbate when we were in elementary school, but then again he couldn't help it -

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Posted by MellowYellow on 09-08-2002 08:17 AM:

Re: something i found interesting.

quote:
Originally posted by krnxswat
Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for masturbation being outlawed.
Reality: Masturbatory devices are already illegal in President Bush's home state Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law.

In Dallas it's illegal to possess realistic dildos

In San Antonio it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

yes those are REAL laws... i got them from

www.dumblaws.com

haha.....well at least...i'm pretty sure they're real laws....

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Posted by Yii on 09-08-2002 03:26 PM:

Wow...haha...there are many interesting stupid laws....lolz.....

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Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 09-08-2002 08:06 PM:

this is a dumb thread

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Posted by Chinezaznboi on 09-08-2002 08:08 PM:

Posted by PornStar on 09-08-2002 08:49 PM:

.hmm.

I liked to see where you got this infomation. cause that's all a crock of shit.

Posted by DEmeant0r on 09-08-2002 09:43 PM:

And how could Atheism be dangerous? If anything it's religion that's dangerous, all them wars in the middle east started off because of religion... pfft...

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Posted by mariposa on 09-09-2002 03:25 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by DEmeant0r
And how could Atheism be dangerous? If anything it's religion that's dangerous, all them wars in the middle east started off because of religion... pfft...

that's also a crock of shit -
i get so upset when ppl say that this 9/11 stuff happened all in the name of God and stuff over there goes on b/c of the islamic religion, but it's radicals that do not conform to the religion that do those stupid things -b/c a true islam recognizes a christian as a brother

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Posted by mariposa on 09-09-2002 03:29 AM:

BUT ANYWAY, THIS IS THE SEX SECTION, SO . . .
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BABY, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME. . . .

does anyone remember that song?

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Posted by mystiKnight on 09-09-2002 05:39 AM:

Re: something i found interesting.

quote:
Originally posted by krnxswat
masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

That $3.14 billion is from guys who masturbate instead of paying prostitutes.

Posted by mariposa on 09-10-2002 08:16 AM:

Re: Re: something i found interesting.

quote:
Originally posted by mystiKnight

That $3.14 billion is from guys who masturbate instead of paying prostitutes.

good point

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Posted by krnxswat on 09-11-2002 06:48 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by PornStar
.hmm.

I liked to see where you got this infomation. cause that's all a crock of shit.

i got it from www.whitehouse.org
here

Posted by Jj2 on 09-13-2002 01:54 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bigChubuff
i dunno or heard of a person that doesnt masturbate
those 5% of ppl that dont masturbate are either pastors, mentally challenged, physically challenged, or dont have hands

so funee

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Posted by PornStar on 09-13-2002 04:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by krnxswat

i got it from www.whitehouse.org
here

.HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!.

You accually belive that site? ROFL!!!!!!!! you kidding right?

Posted by seung ju on 09-14-2002 05:35 AM:

whats so funny?

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