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How To Make Love
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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hahahahahahahhaha nice nice... funny stuff right there
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Re: How To Make Love
quote:i dont see the purpose of those. amputees without eyes can do it too.
Originally posted by rOnin warriOr
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
i agree.
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maybe you should have posted this in the joke forum
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quote:maybe some of our younger members could find this offensive. no just kidding i wanna kill the person who came up with that excuse. im gonna go post this in the reception area.
Originally posted by tea
maybe you should have posted this in the joke forum
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