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Posted by rOnin warriOr on 05-02-2003 05:27 AM:

How To Make Love

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

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Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 05-02-2003 10:19 PM:

hahahahahahahhaha nice nice... funny stuff right there

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Posted by on 05-02-2003 10:26 PM:

Yeah I made love with your mom last night.
mmmmm.


Posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23 on 05-02-2003 11:22 PM:

Re: How To Make Love

quote:
Originally posted by rOnin warriOr
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms

i dont see the purpose of those. amputees without eyes can do it too.


Posted by PsychoSnowman on 05-02-2003 11:24 PM:

i agree.

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Posted by tea on 05-07-2003 09:39 PM:

maybe you should have posted this in the joke forum

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Posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23 on 05-08-2003 12:32 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by tea
maybe you should have posted this in the joke forum
maybe some of our younger members could find this offensive. no just kidding i wanna kill the person who came up with that excuse. im gonna go post this in the reception area.


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