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Little Johnny

Little Johnny and his mom are walking through the park, when little Johnny spots 2 people having sex. He asks his mom "mommy, what are they doing?" Mommy then replies "well son, they are baking a cake." So the next day comes and Johnny wakes up, runs downstairs to find his mom in the kitchen. Johnny then asks "Mommy, did you and daddy bake a cake last night?" Mommy replies nervously "yes hunny, we did. Why?" Johnny replies "well, I was just wondering, cause I licked the icing off the couch."

yeah kind of funny but lame

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left. None replied Johnny, cos the rest would fly away. Well the answer is four said the teacher, but I like the way you are thinking. Little Johnny says, I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married. Well said the teacher nervously, I guess the one sucking the cone? No, said Little Johnny, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking.

that one is kind of stupif in a funny way

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hahaha i like the way lil johnny thinks

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