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Posted by ajy on 09-19-2002 02:01 AM:

Plane Crash

There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, with six passengers: a Frenchman, a pregnant French woman, an Englishman, a pregnant English woman, an Australian, and a pregnant Asian-Australian woman.
Lightning strikes both wings, and the plane is going out of control. The pilot rushes up to the passengers, and says "I'm sorry, but there's only 4 parachutes. As I'm the pilot, it's essential that I get back to tell everyone what happened to the plane; you'll have to work out who gets the other three parachutes", so saying, he jumps out of the plane, opens his parachute and floats down to the ground.
The Frenchman looks at the pregnant French woman, and says "France needs more Frenchmen, therefore I do this for my country" and he jumps out of the plane without a parachute. The Englishman looks at the pregnant English woman, and says "I do this for my country", and jumps out of the plane without a parachute. The Australian looks at the pregnant Asian-Australian woman, and says "I do this for my country", and pushes her out of the plane.

Posted by Dekkai on 09-19-2002 05:18 AM:

Red face uhm...

didn't get it

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Posted by TAIgrr on 09-19-2002 05:23 AM:

Re: uhm...

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Originally posted by Dekkai
didn't get it

isnt it saying
that austrailia doesnt need women?
er. no?

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Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 09-19-2002 05:29 AM:

too many asians in australia it means

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Posted by TAIgrr on 09-19-2002 05:37 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
too many asians in australia it means

o.. i just re-read it
i didnt know it said ASIAN-austrailian

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Posted by Klumzy on 09-19-2002 06:17 PM:

heh

Posted by DEmeant0r on 09-19-2002 07:58 PM:

haha?

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Posted by eddiee on 09-19-2002 08:46 PM:

i dun like the joke...

Posted by rhymester* on 09-19-2002 09:29 PM:

so he pushes her out without the parachute? so he kills her? i don't get it..maybe cos i'm not australian haha

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Posted by GinaDaQueen on 10-02-2002 02:25 AM:

lol i didn't see the ASIAN- australian part either so i was like ermm...?

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