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Posted by Dekkai on 11-04-2002 04:37 AM:

Talking your dumbest joke

wich is the dumbest joke you know?? post it here

this is mine:

so, there's a little bear sitting on a tree, then it falls down

did you find it funny??





















the little bear didn't neither

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Posted by TAIgrr on 11-04-2002 04:39 AM:

hahah ..

heres a popsicle joke:

what did the guy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?










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Posted by ajy on 11-04-2002 05:38 AM:

whats black and white and red all over

a zebra with herpes

Posted by TyGer STyLe on 11-06-2002 03:59 AM:

HEY! have you heard of the rare pink toed elephant?? (friends answer no)
well it has pink toes cuz it hides in strawberry patches... (your friends laugh at you cuz they think its very stupid)
...you then ask them... well have you seen one??? (they say no) SEE IT WORKS!!

hahaha

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Posted by junjinluber33 on 11-06-2002 07:13 AM:

how do you make a tissue dance?

--you put a boogie in it~ hehehe

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Posted by saranghae on 11-07-2002 01:18 AM:

here's one from those candy wrappers thingie.

why don't vampires suck blood from clowns?

cuz they taste funny

Posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM on 11-07-2002 04:47 AM:

this is prolli the corniest joke i've ever heard
ok so there's this guy hu duz everythin realli slooooowwwlllllyyy and so pplz sed to him "why dun u go work in a zoo? i'm sure they'll hav sumtni for u." so he goes and applies for a job at the zoo and the manager noez he's realli slow so he sez "ok y dun u go feed the turtles" so he sends the guy off w a bag of turtle food.
later durin the day the manager is makin his daily inspection of the zoo and he sees that realli slow guy just standin at the turtle section w the gate open and not a turtle in sight. he runs over to him and asks "what r u doin? where are the turtles??" and the slow guy sez "well, i came over to feed them but wen i opened the gate those turtles are all sooooo fast! they ran out before i cud feed them." -____-;;

Posted by castle outsider on 11-07-2002 05:34 AM:

why did the chicken cross the road..?

to get to the other side..



yea that joke is just plain not funny haha

Posted by saranghae on 11-07-2002 05:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by castle outsider
why did the chicken cross the road..?

to get to the other side..



yea that joke is just plain not funny haha


haha... i was planning to post that one up ^^

Posted by rhymester* on 11-09-2002 01:54 PM:

this is lame but i got it from a japanese forum haha

"Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal."

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Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 11-10-2002 05:42 AM:

i dont get yours rhymester..-__-;; haha =X

well heres mine.

where do fishes keep their money?


in river banks. *hears crickets* i know i know. haha

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Posted by saranghae on 11-10-2002 06:27 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by MiGhTy KiTTy


where do fishes keep their money?


in river banks. *hears crickets* i know i know. haha


cuteee! haha

Posted by niggoreanboi on 11-10-2002 09:39 AM:

what did the elephant say to d man?


they thats pretty nice but can it pick up peanuts? lol dat one gets me all d time hahahaha

Posted by yur_swt_angel on 11-11-2002 04:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by niggoreanboi
what did the elephant say to d man?


they thats pretty nice but can it pick up peanuts? lol dat one gets me all d time hahahaha



hahahahha.. oi -_-;

Posted by liL komA xP on 11-11-2002 03:40 PM:

da first one is da funniest...!!!

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Posted by krnxkid on 11-14-2002 02:53 AM:

ur so fat when u sat on a box.... it broke!!!

hey this IS our DUMBEST JOKE right??
keke

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Posted by twinkie on 11-14-2002 03:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by junjinluber33
how do you make a tissue dance?

--you put a boogie in it~ hehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by castle outsider on 11-14-2002 04:00 AM:

youre so fat you weight a hundred pounds!!

yup... :sleepy:

Posted by kreandude on 11-14-2002 06:51 AM:

wut do u call 2 banana peels?
~a pair pf slippers

wut do u call cheese that's not yours?
~NACHO CHEESE

How many monkeys do u need to screw in a light bulb?
~3, one to screw in the bulb and the other two throwing feces at each other

Posted by Dekkai on 11-21-2002 05:13 AM:

Unhappy don't let the dumbest joke die

this is the second dumbest joke I know:

so, there was little red walking trhu the forest
then the night fell... and crushed her

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