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farting in public...
i thought this forum needed some comedic relief... so anyone been caught farting in public?
as for me... i was in class... and it was silent reading time... and i was pretty gasse all day... so i tried to lay it really quietly... but i ripped outa my pants like a machine gun... haha luckly i played it off as the guy behind me farted...
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hahaha dude its natural! why be ashamed
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im seriously abnormal. i rarely fart. if i got gas, im always burpin~ hahaha
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i only fart when someones not around unless its someone close. and i burp at the same times too.
Lol
well once in 6th grade
this kid next to me
had some stomach ache or something
i heard *fARtttt
then wen class was over
his ass was all brown and shit
AHAHAHAHAHAH
that made my day
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awww thats nasty
yet funny shit
no pun intended
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my friend... she was taking the SATs... and she finished early so she fell asleep at her desk. DURING her sleep, she FARTED really loud..... it was so loud dat she woke herself up!!! LOLz. but she pretended it wasnt her and went back to sleep! lolz!
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Originally posted by LiLbLuEaZnBoY
you can sleep during SATs?
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er. i rarely fart.. hahaa my parents get all surprised when i do fart
but if have to fart, hey, i let out haha
btw, does anyone fart while going pee??
caues thats what i do.
hahhaaaahhhha
other than i dont think i had an embarrasing moment.
o! there was one during a sermon at church like last year.. but since our youth group is all close and stuff they made fun of me for few minutes, then went back to bible study haha
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Originally posted by junjinluber33
im seriously abnormal. i rarely fart. if i got gas, im always burpin~ hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA... thats hilarious... cat doesn't fart... he farts out her mouth!!! NO WONDER YOUR SUCHA SMELLY CAT!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL... hahaha newaiz its good to fart... i mean... your stomach doesn't take gas very well... thats y it hurts when you have lotsa gas...
so don't be ashamed... jus rip one out in the open like i do...
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wow getiin graphic here :huh:
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lolz! im weird like that... i seriously dont fart that much. i dont even think i farted today. i burped though... ekekekeke
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burping is farting from ur mouth isnt that sick so i try not to burp as often so i fart when no ones around
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quote:
Originally posted by UnisMuiMui
my friend... she was taking the SATs... and she finished early so she fell asleep at her desk. DURING her sleep, she FARTED really loud..... it was so loud dat she woke herself up!!! LOLz. but she pretended it wasnt her and went back to sleep! lolz!
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hahahah shitt these are funnie stories ;]
i heard in japan that farting is normal? lyk yoo juss let one rip in public and nobodie notices.. buh den if yoo blow your nose they get all disgusted..
hahaha mah history teacherz madd funnie.. she told us about this- shez such a control freak.. and she had all these random ppl throw up on her.. the funniest thingz happen to her..
okie i`m gettin` off topic ;]
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quote:wtf..lol..aye..if you gotta let it out..let it out..i mean yea of course you aint gonna cut that nasty ass cheese of yours sitting next to a girl you like..but if you with niggahs and playgrls you know..just let it out..nobody cares..cause they know you..forreals though..would go up to some girl you like and pass the gas in her face as a invitation of taking her out? lol.hellllll nawww..i don't think so..lol
Originally posted by TyGer STyLe
so don't be ashamed... jus rip one out in the open like i do...
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eh....we're only human... but i don't fart in public... that's not only gross and embarrassing.....it's also incredibly rude....i just never needed to....had the urge to... felt the need to...fart in public
well speaking of gas -_- ... these girls in my band.... which shall be named .... M.... and C.... they burp SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO loud..... it's not even funny....they like compliment each other
"that was a good one!!"
"yea man i was at home and the walls rumbled"
it's so funny cuz there was this new freshman in the band.... and
M just belted out a loud one in class and the girl in front of her and gave this like terrfied look....lmao
oh my.....haha lilaznboy.... and that is what we would call a.. "wet one" ...
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