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Posted by volcom strider on 04-24-2002 04:12 PM:

top 10 reasons: sex v. school

10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks.
8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.
7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6. Drinking drives people to sex, where as school drives people to drink.
5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.
4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is........

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless.


Posted by GinaDaQueen on 04-26-2002 10:30 AM:

puhahaha these are true

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Posted by lovedontloveme on 04-26-2002 01:19 PM:

ahahaha
damn i need sex huh
o.0
i'm a virgin ahhhhhhh


Posted by MellowYellow on 04-28-2002 01:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by lovedontloveme
ahahaha
damn i need sex huh
o.0
i'm a virgin ahhhhhhh



VI?!?!?!? you're too young.... i'm too young... jeez...haha don't make trying to become unvirginified your life! hahah

these are hella funny tho....hahahahahah 8 and 7 are funny... 6 and 5 are true....hahahaha


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