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Funny Quotes

post yours.

"don't sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things"

"there's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'U' in Suck"

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-Jet
www.bjunkyard.com

arrrrrrrr

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ni pour ni contre; ça m'est égal

"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

"Psch, english? who needs that? i'm never going to england"

"People suck, and then you spit them out"

i know i know.... if you read it about 3 times... it doesn't make sense but here another one FOR that one

"It's a play on words, keep playing with them"

"Indeed curiosity killed the cat-- but it's spirit lives on" kinda creepy huh?

my quotes are stupid....

"Life's hard, get a helmet"

this is more like a pickup line...

"wassup girl !did you fart? Because i was just blown away when i saw you!"

quote:

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"wassup girl !did you fart? Because i was just blown away when i saw you!"

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puhaha susan the last one is hilarious ^^

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