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Posted by krnxswat on 10-19-2002 06:25 PM:

President Lunch

Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read
the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to
order, sir?"

Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current
situation of your personal life, I don't believe that's a good idea. I'll
come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU." She
walks away.

Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it's pronounced 'Quiche'?

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Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 10-19-2002 08:26 PM:

hhahaha =X how saddd~ hahah

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