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Posted by krnxkid on 05-21-2003 11:24 PM:

"old chinese proverbs"

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Posted by TAIgrr on 05-21-2003 11:32 PM:

Re: "old chinese proverbs"

quote:
Originally posted by krnxkid
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


hahahhaha i like those 3

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Posted by merdawg on 05-21-2003 11:33 PM:

Re: "old chinese proverbs"

quote:
Originally posted by krnxkid
Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



haha. some are funny. i like the "crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Posted by kiggaplease on 05-22-2003 12:21 AM:

haha nice


Posted by ajy on 05-22-2003 01:25 AM:

wow, hillarious, just so funny...


Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 05-22-2003 02:36 AM:

hahahaha some funny ones there

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Posted by digitalbanzai on 05-23-2003 03:23 PM:

I've only seen those and their different varations a hundred times

Man who eat prunes sit on toilet for many moons :)

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Posted by Mash1mar0 on 05-23-2003 04:38 PM:

HAHAHA it is funny~

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